Not too long...

We don't have much longer to wait to see the third episode for the new Jon & Kate season...what will happen? Will they continue to live apart...the tension mounts as we wait.

Octomom vs. Kate

Just when I didn't think it was possible, the world became a little more bizarre. The octomom is after Kate. Check out the video here: http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/Octo-Mom-Slams-Kate-Gosselin-1515820.story/?gt1=28135



The thing is...the whole time I was watching the video...I couldn't help but wonder about Octomom's lips. Can you say "collagen?"

TVs, Cameras and Crews, Oh My!

Do the kids know what it is like to grow up in a normal environment? What if your childhood consisted of cameras following you around...wouldn't that be slightly bizarre? What will be the long-term impacts of growing up in the reality TV space for children? I feel slightly disturbed...

Real Life.

The best, funniest, and only movie about a family being destroyed by reality television. It will be required viewing on the Jon and Kate 101 Syllabus.

Eight tiny slaves.

Apparently the state of Pennsylvania thinks Jon and Kate are violating child labor laws and enslaving their children.

Kate as Sacrificial Lamb.

Today we find out that Kate gave Jon five dollars a day to spend when she was pregnant with the Plus Six. And like a plague of locusts, the unhappily single Carrie Bradshaw Vuiton-otrons at Us Weekly declared Kate an unfit mother and de-phallicating wife.

But but but. 

This was before there $50k an episode, before the reverse mullet, before Kate's stalking of the paparazzi. This is when the Gosselins were broke, Kate six months pregnant with her uterus closer to a seal's than a human's, and Jon -- Jon, that great, depressive, unhappy, hair-plugged symbol of 21st century multi-cultural male indecision -- was probably stealing from the kid's college funds to buy a used Halo 2 from a kid on EBay.

Here's the point: Kate may have a reverse mullet, she may have an addiction to tanning beds, she may even enjoy being famous, but it is quite clear she has kept this family together. With Jon in charge -- that human marshmallow, that uncircumsized alcoholic, that sexually infantilizing pig -- three of those kids would be performing in a small circus outside Topeka. 

Let's remember: Jon cheated. Jon hates Kate. And if the gossip magazine's weren't run by a bunch of self-loathing, wet double-cap-hold-the-foam-gurgling, single women who hid their fear of a life without children/love behind a curtain of sarcasm and misogyny, maybe our favorite reverse-mulleted mommy-natrix would get a little fairer of a shake.

Compliments of US Magazine - See What the Stars Look Like with Kate Gosselin's Hair!

These were a few of my favorites, but for a complete photo album go to: http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/see-what-stars-look-like-with-kate-gosselins-hair?slideshow_id=1119&o=0

Tyra Gosselin



Reese Gosselin


Miley Gosselin


Angelina Gosselin

Jessica Gosselin